Dear Sleep Thief

Posted on June 4, 2012 | 2 Comments

Dear Sleep Thief,

You might be the cutest burglar I know, but seriously, come on now:

STOP NICKING ALL MY SLEEP!

Don’t make me call the Police.  I might be your mum and love you very much, but that won’t stop me. A crime is a crime, and you are a repeat offender. You already have an ASBO.

If you end up at BabyBorstal you will only have yourself to blame.

Lots Of Love

MummyVictimCurd

xxx

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2 Responses to Dear Sleep Thief

  1. inagainoutagain | June 6, 2012 at 5:15 pm | Reply

    I love this post. Robberomble looks dangerous where sleep is concerned. Although I would love to meet her, I admit the thought of her coming round to my house in the night and stealing MY sleep, terrifies me. I hope I don’t lose sleep over this.

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