Dear Ginger Haters,
Bugger off from finding my blog with your stupid search terms. You are looking in the wrong place. I am a Ginger Lover and proud (Literally as LordCurd is the most handsome Ginger Man ever- he looks like a Ginger James McAvoy
shall ignore the people who disagree, I love him a heck of a lot and if I was a Mills &Booner I would describe myself as his Lover (more interesting than Wife innit)).
I am also a Ginger Gene Carrier and very proud of my ability to produce Beautiful Ginger and Strawberry Blonde Babies so far…. So please don’t happen upon my blog by searching “I hate ginger babies”, because all that will invoke is my bile and vitriol towards you along with some telepathic painful incurable infectious itchy curdy discharge thoughts.
Effectively Gingerism is an “acceptable” form of racism- and it is just not on. Makes me furious, and if anyone dares be mean to my beautiful Ginger Baby- beware the Wrath of the Curd descending on your backside with incredible force.
Shall rant off with Tim Minchin singing about Prejudice.
P.S Anyone else notice that apple autocorrect will capitalise White, Black and Ginger but no other colour. Interesting.
Posted in Just a rant, LadyCurd, LordCurd, Oddler, Omble, Things I Love
Tagged Baby, Ginger, Hair, James McAvoy, Red hair, Tim Minchin, Toddler
Dear Jamaican Ginger Cake,
As a breastfeeder, cake is my friend, I am constantly starving hungry in a way that only huge amounts of sugary stodge can fix. In the absence of a wonderful Cake Fairy doing a delivery, then you, my dear darling Jamaican Ginger Cake, are my favourite. I generally need to eat one whole one of you A DAY! Such greed I hear you cry- but I will have you know that the Jamaican Ginger Cake& Breastfeeding diet is one of the best there is. I am now below my pre-pregnancy weight and still losing
because my little Mothersucker is eating me alive,
Anyhow let me share how easy it is to devour you in a day, this sequence of pictures were taken last Wednesday prior to the Cake Fairy‘s wonderful and unexpected delivery on Friday. (I would have posted the sequence of devouring that enormous cake of wonder, but frankly I was too busy stuffing it into my face and it’s too late now.)
9am - Just get you out of the cupboard as I put the kettle on
Peeling back your scrumptious layers
Cheeky gnaw on you while waiting for the kettle to boil
third of cake slice with a cup of tea
hunk at 11.30 as I was just passing the kitchen
1.30pm A slightly more modest slice for pudding
2.43 A cheeky sliver on my way past to the loo
2.45 Another one on way back from the loo
2.45 Ah sod it- seems silly to leave such a tiny piece
2.46 scraping the paper clean with my fingernails frantically getting every last crumb
And that is how a breastfeeder eats a Jamaican Ginger Cake.
I also lied about the timings- lets just say that last picture was actually taken um before elevenses.
Dear Blossom and Bill,
If LordCurd grew a beard and I grew my hair a bit, we could totally be you. Except I don’t go topless in meadows anymore. But apart from that we could totally be you.
Lots of envious love
Lady “Blossom Wannabe” Curd
P.S Isak- Please start redoing the beautiful tray with the above image on- ours got lost in a move and I want it back!