Dear Pubic Lice at a Funeral


Dear Pubic Lice at a Funeral,

Your presence was unnecessary at the recent service. The worldwide shortage of lice treatment obviously didn’t help but thankfully there was a delivery during the funeral so the vicar asked us all to form an orderly queue.

Soon it will be your funerals.
I will mourn.

Love LadyVeryWeirdDreamCurd

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