Dear Demand Feeding


Dear Demand Feeding,

I read with interest this latest article about demand feeding.

I am assuming this means you are grooming Omble Curd for great genius. An IQ on par with Einstein, Socrates, Marie Curie and other very clever people (whose names escape me as clearly I wasn’t demand fed as a baby.)

After all Omble is demand fed demands all the fucking time and if she doesn’t turn out to be a great genius, & make her fortune to look after her parents in their advancing years then I shall sue your arse for giving me false hope whilst my daughter chews my nipples off for the 15th time since she woke at 6am.

Yours Sincerely,

Lady Limply Lactating Curd

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