Dear James McAvoy,
As you know I love you, you are top of my laminated list (and Lord Curd bears a passing Ginger resemblance so yay
only reason I married him!).
One day I know we will totally have a night of pure unbridled passion together
once you lift the restraining order.
But I have to inform you that this morning I realised that currently if I had to choose between a night with you or sleep, I would choose sleep. Soz about that. Call me when Omble is sleeping through yeah?
Lots of Love