Dear SnotSnail Oddler,
Yikes, I publish Dear Snail Trail two days ago and now it seems you are closer to my slimy invertebrate friends than I initially thought.
worries about the power of my blog to come true and regrets turning down James McAvoy now
*hides all the salt in the house just in case*
Lots of Mucusy Love
P.S What did the Slug say to the Snail?
– “Big Issue Guv?”