Dear FOMO or Fear of Missing Out,
The world will not end if you don’t read and respond to your twitter timeline in its entire 24/7 glory every day. Likewise you do not have to check your emails more than once or twice a day or check your facebook, mumsnet threads or blog comments more than every so often. They are really not going anywhere and seriously your ultimate priority needs to be sleep
and your kids right now not this terrible FOMO you have.
Sort. It. Out.
and stop pressing refresh like a complete sad and pathetic loser