Dear Milky Coffee,
Currently you are the absolute highlight of my day. Especially when Lord Curd brings me one in bed but less so when I spill you all over said bed and have to spend a day trying to get the stain and smell out of memory foam. Sigh.
I’m not sure what it says about me that you are the highlight of my day
life at the moment.
Sleep deprived? Check.
Mouth like a badger’s arse? Check.
Banging dehydration headache from feeding all night? Check.
Not left house in days due to Chicken Pox to do anything else “Highlightworthy”? Check
But yeah I love your instant coffee flavoured goodness (I am a proper coffee philistine and proud- I will drink it and usually enjoy it but I much prefer a mug of instant milky coffee goodness). You aren’t quite the same now I am putting Stevia in you instead of sugar to save my teeth but we are getting used to that.
Crucial thing is you always come with a spoon. It’s a weird thing of mine that- any hot drinks must have a spoon in throughout. I drink you with the spoon in, I tell people I enjoy the added adrenaline rush of possibly poking my eye out, but the reality is I’m just weird like that. Can make it much easier to identify my washing up too which was a bit annoying as a student.
Anyhow that’s enough waxing lyrical about you, I’m off to make one. In the meantime I thought I would share a pic of you in all your glory.
Lady Douwe Eggberts
coz you get to keep and reuse the snazzy jars Curd