I am writing to you with concern about the power you seem to be exerting over me. I’m an intelligent educated woman, I have a degree and post grad qualification from some of the top universities in the country. I’m finishing off my masters degree. I have a career which I’m fairly well known and respected in my field for.
Yet how the FUCK did you get me announcing my daughter’s first poo on the potty yesterday on twitter!?
I mean seriously is that now what have I been reduced too?!
NARGH ARGH ARGH.
*cries at the person I am turning into,
as I wipe the baby vomit from my shoulder and change yet another nappy*
So um yeah- when do you let me become a vaguely normal sane human again?