Dear Garden Design,
So today there has been yet another massive squabble in the fence versus hedge dilemma and the decking versus patio debate.
Obviously I am right but LordCurd seems to think he is and we are struggling to compromise and listen to each other
because I am right and decking would look awful and if we are doing two sides of fence it will look weird without the third and the hedge is all weird and ramshackle. I suspect this indicates deeper issues in our very happy marriage like I don’t listen or give in but I’m going to ignore them to get the nicest garden for our lovely little house.
This is the most sensible course to take? Mais non?