Dear Pirate of the River,
I hope you are not too annoyed every time we walk past your pirate ship and Oddler screams excitedly “Pirate, Pirate Pirate- there’s a Pirate, Mummy, A Pirate!”
I mean you are displaying your pirate flag so I assume you are working and not on pirate holiday.
Anyhow you really brighten up our walk into town so thankyou so much.
and if Oddler is really naughty please can we please borrow your plank sometime?
Lot’s of OohAah me hearty love