Dear Sleep Thief,
You might be the cutest burglar I know, but seriously, come on now:
STOP NICKING ALL MY SLEEP!
Don’t make me call the Police. I might be your mum and love you very much, but that won’t stop me. A crime is a crime, and you are a repeat offender. You already have an ASBO.
If you end up at BabyBorstal you will only have yourself to blame.
Lots Of Love