Dear Oddler and Omble Monkeys,
Being twins it has been hard to tell you apart for a while now. You were bought as a present for each of your owners. Omble Monkey you were a present to Omble Owner from Oddler Sister. Oddler Monkey you were a present to Oddler Owner from your brand new Omble Sister. You had jumpers bought for you but in the mayhem of Oddler Owner being a classic two year old and Omble Owner being a classic newborn, your jumpers were not labelled until today. It only cost £2 and I am very pleased we can now tell the both of you apart.
Oddler Owner has only just stopped calling you “Ooh Ooh Ah Ow” (make monkey noise you will see) and now calls you monkey. Omble Owner just looks at you confused and tries to chew your ear. You are pretty much as big as her after all. There was a funny moment today when Oddler Monkey apparently “bit” Omble Monkey so Oddler Owner insisted Oddler Monkey went on the naughty step and then had to come back and say sorry. Then they all had a cuddle. She’s quite the disciplinarian my Oddler!
I may get you a few more Oddler/Omble outfits because I have to say you look rather cute. What do you think?
Lot’s of Love