The first thing Oddler said when she saw you up on the shelf tonight was:
“Has mummy been a good girl?”
You apparently replied no, and now Oddler tells me that Barbara Christmas won’t give me any presents.
I’m fairly sure I invited you to have some fun with the kids, but erm not at my expense.
Ladycurd the proud mother of a 3year old that is a lot smarter than she is.
P.S please tell Barbara I’m now on my best behaviour.